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officialunitedstates:

"Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law"

"How come millipedes have so many legs but can’t even move very fast"

Rules: Just insert your answers to the questions below. Tag at least 10 followers.

Tagged by: canadianshits

Name: Lauren
Nickname: none really, some people call me little bird 
Birthday: March 20th (first day of spring yuh), 1995
Gender: Female
Height: 5’3”
Time Zone: EST
What time and date is it there: 10:35 pm September 17th, 2014
Average hours of sleep I get each night: 9
The last thing I googled was: 

dogs that ate bees


My most used phrase(s): ”i want to sleep”
First word that comes to mind: meow (idk if thats a word but i thought it)
What I said last to a family member: ”when we move to the apartment Jack’s sleeping on the couch.” to my mom about my brother. i throw him under the bus so easily
One place that makes me happy and why: circus school
How many blankets I sleep under: 3, a sheet, a duvet, and a fur blanket
Favorite beverage(s): diet lime coke and snapple green iced tea
The last movie I watched in the cinema: Anchorman 2 i think?? 
Three things I can’t live without: cute clothes, music, sweets
Something I plan on learning: i want to get more deep into sculpture in my 3d image class
A piece of advice for all my followers: i’ll just go with what my mom tells me and that is to never settle or compromise your dreams for a man. Also dont make fun of your cat’s fat belly bc he’s self concious
You all have to listen to this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=soiZsesXbF4

Tagging: im too tired to tag ppl so yeah im gonna go to sleep

its bad when your first thought about making a new group of friends is “man my therapist is going to be glad to hear this.”

the-dick-lord-levi:

So we have an Italian exchange student at our school. And he and I were hanging out and he saw a pony, and he tried to show me but he didn’t know what it was called so he just pointed at it and said “Look, the compressed horse.” 

And then he just grinned at his complete understanding of the English language.  

acuriousidea:

Lace pile! Trying to sort out my lingerie collection and get stuff together for my upcoming store, ccupidity. I’m going to be having some actual updates next week so stay tuned!

acuriousidea:

Lace pile! Trying to sort out my lingerie collection and get stuff together for my upcoming store, ccupidity. I’m going to be having some actual updates next week so stay tuned!

also some kid in my studio practice class chipped his tooth while breaking slabs on concrete for a sculpture and added the tooth piece to the sculpture

art school is a wild ride

some middle aged suburban mom was whispering to her husband when i walked into the train and she was like looking right at me

shes just mad bc im cuter and have perkier boobs

destiel-is-music:

parttimeyoutuber:

cockyteenblogger:

i don’t understand shark movies i mean just get out of the water

THE FIRST THING I THOUGHT WAS

THEY CAN’T GET OUT OF THE WATER

THEY’RE SHARKS

I LAUGHED SO LOUDLY AT THIS OMFG 

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